
Vision of Ezekiel, Peter Paul Rubens
So about a week ago I posted the first part of my thoughts gleaned from this debate. Below is part number two.
The second problem we have as Western Christians isn’t just our fault, but we are at least as culpable as anyone. The problem is that there is a lack of literacy in this country. I’m not talking just about being able to read words on a page and understand your USA Today or Newsweek. I’m talking about a fundamental ignorance of literary styles and genres. About an inability to discern metaphors and allegories, or to see a deeper meaning in a text. Jerry Coyne’s post is a perfect example of this. I would presume that Coyne would be able to read Animal Farm and explain that it was both a fictional story about animals on a farm, and an allegory about communism. I would assume that he would also agree that Orwell’s choice of using talking animals instead of people in a fictional story does not make his arguments about communism less true. Yet somehow Coyne is incapable of seeing anything in the Bible, and assumedly any other sacred text, this way. He even unwittingly admits as much, saying towards the end,
“So the problem we have with ‘sophisticated’ theologians and smart religious people like Douthat is not that we think that fundamentalism is the best interpretation of religion, but this: there is no rational basis for seeing part of the Bible as literally true and part of it as metaphor (author’s italics).”
In Coyne’s mind all the Bible has to be 100 percent literally true for it to have any meaning, even when it is poetry or clearly allegory (have you read the book of Daniel? ), and the fact that Coyne’s argument is completely absurd is his proof that the Bible is completely worthless. Then he says anyone who disagrees is stupid and pathetic for disagreeing. Would Coyne argue that we should write the New York Times off because of the comics, crossword and jumble? Clearly those don’t make sense taken literally.
The church is not solely responsible for causing this problem. We are at fault for failing to teach our members how to read the Bible in multiple ways. We have become too focused on trying to have the most authentic text possible, and the most literal understanding, and as a result we have lost the story of the BIble. Yes, knowing the original text as best we can is important. It’s also far from all we need to know. We need to recapture the stories we learned in Sunday School or in our picture Bible we had as a little kid. (We also need to reread the stories and see the endings that got left out, and the sections that got skipped, because they weren’t quite appropriate for first or second graders.)

Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego, Simeon Solomon
When we go back and read the stories we get a fuller picture of the God we believe in, and we can’t help but see the different messages the writers were trying to convey. Exodus can be a little tedious and repetitive, but there are also some beautiful hymns and a moving story of devotion and perseverance. The Psalms are great poetry, and the prophets can match many sci-fi novels for shear craziness of imagery. I guess that’s the real problem we have as a church—we just don’t care to read the BIble, and we suffer greatly for it. Where else can you find a collection of writings so diverse, and yet so intertwined?
This is another area where Coyne and I disagree. He thinks the Bible is,
“a jerry-rigged, sloppily-edited, largely fabricated, and palpably incomplete collection of oral traditions and myths, once intended to be the best explanation for the origins of our species, but now to be regarded merely as a quaint and occasionally enjoyable origin fable related by ignorant and relatively isolated primitive ancestors. It’s a palimpsest that is largely fictional, a story reworked many times, but based on our ancestors’ best understanding of how we came about. It’s simply a myth, no truer than the many myths, religious or otherwise, that preceded it.”
I’m guessing you can see where some of my disagreements might be… He sees these characteristics of the Bible as failings. I see the Bible as not sloppily edited and jerry-rigged, but as a collection of narratives that tell the stories of the Israelite people, and then the early Christians, left in imperfect form because that is all we have as humans. Life isn’t perfect, and neither are our stories. Honestly, if the Bible fit together perfectly I wouldn’t be able to buy it.
Coyne has problems with the works of the Bible being edited and reedited, but what writing put out for general consumption isn’t? Also, has he read past the first couple chapters of Genesis? If you do, you see that the vast majority of the Bible is not about our origin, or even the origin of sin, but about the reality of our imperfect relationship with God and how it plays out in the world.
Following Coyne’s logic in his post we should disregard the entire corpus of his life’s work once we find any contradictions in it. Clearly this is ridiculous, and it’s the same with the Bible.